I Am, Round II, "PICK THE WINNER" Survey

I won't do this for every round (and maybe I'm setting this precedent too early), but I'm having a hard time picking the winner here on my own.

option 1:  THE ALMIGHTY FORCE

I am the almighty FORCE of a beer-gutted man's fist, crumpling a Gatorade bottle on his obnoxiously over-sized, synophrys-suffering forehead. What a bum!


option 2:  THE ENVIRONMENTAL REGULATIONS


I am the environmental regulations that outlawed the Gatorade bottle before the scourge of creation could even be produced. 


option 3:  THE PEPSI CORP MARKETING EXEC


I am the Pepsi Corp marketing Exec., concerned about bad PR, who, along with my lawyer sidekick, "The Chiseler," secretly destroys the Gatorade bottle and replaces it with a fingerprint-free "sample" from our "competitor."

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